Recently I was coaching some people on dealing with organizational changes, as part of the discussion I shared an old management joke that has so much truth threaded through it that at times it doesn't really feel like a joke!
A new manager comes into his office and sits down in his chair. As he settles himself into his new surroundings he opens one of the desk drawers and discovers three envelopes numbered 1, 2 and 3, a small note is attached to them:
"Good luck, in your new job, although I can't meet you directly I understand the challenges you'll face and hope that these 3 envelopes will help you manage through any major problems you run into."
- signed the previous manager.
The new manager doesn't think much about this until a few months later when he is facing considerable pressure to turn things around and show improvements to his superiors. He reaches into the drawer and decides to open the first envelope. Inside is a note that says "Blame Your Predecessor!". Of course, he exclaims and then proceeds to explain why none of the problems are his fault and that they all stem from the previous management.
Things settle down for the next six months until once again he starts feeling increasing heat to show improvements and results. He opens the second envelope and this one says "Reorganize!". Of course, he exclaims and proceeds to create a new org chart changing roles, responsibilities and shifting people.
Once again things settle down for a few months but soon the political pressures mount and the manager has run out of ideas on what to improve or change. He reaches into the desk drawer and pulls out the third and final envelope. He opens it up and reads the next note..... "Prepare three envelopes and leave them in the drawer"...